*Yes, this picture is real . First of all, girls: the whole Mary Kate Olsen thing has just gotten really, I dont know, "heroin-y", don't you think? I can damn-near guarantee that all of you will have your first abortion by your Sophomore year at State U. But that's all I want to say about the chicks (and STOP LOOKING you fucking pervs).
Look, I'm all for people's desire for independence and expressing themselves through weird and original ways and all that other good American bullshit, but this is NOT it. This is why nobody talks about the '80's anymore, and here you are trying to fucking emulate them? Really?? Are these dudes all wearing the same thing?? Are they all wearing girl's pants?? WHAT THE FUCK?!
Gandhi himself would punch these fuckers in the throat if he had the chance. These kids look like a gay Devo cover band. And the worst part is, this is what's actually cool now. These clown-shoes jagaloons are actually the "cool kids"...
More to come as I get more pissed off...
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